Have you ever been in a situation where you're working out, walking, or jogging and then you suddenly have to take the nature's call? See, it's not so bad if you can locate a toilet nearby, but what if you cannot? Yeah, that's where the problem is. And what if even if you do find a bathroom nearby, you check every stall, and you realize it'd be better to crap in your pants than to sit on one of those things that look as if people purposefully aimed AT the seat? You can't help wonder if the people that used the stall before you were ever fully potty trained... So back to the scenario: You need to go to the bathroom, but there are none within eye's reach. Once you start panicking your stomach cramp tends to worsen, you sweat profusely, and your body starts to contort as if you're a boa constrictor about to choke a wild boar to death. If you can find a nearby bush, you could discard all your dignity and honor and squat behind the bush. However, you can't find any. Basically, you're running in the park without any trees or bushes, or on the street where people are the only thing that which you stand behind and finish your business. So, what should you do in this situation? And how do you get out of such situations? The answer is simple, in fact much too simple. Go to the bathroom BEFORE ever going out. You got to appreciate hindsight.
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